deactivated10472947:

Im physically crying

quousque:

iwantasecretgarden:

shamrockjolnes:

five-cats:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

(Source: fivekets)

fursoup:

eliastheflyest:

ubercharge:

before i go to bed i want to show you guys this skype emote. funny right

i wanted to put it on discord so i had to shrink the file but the first time i tried to do that i fucking RUINED IT

me when i have to read these posts about spongebob being a powerbottom

when you have to read the what now

(Source: ubercharge)

bigmammallama5:

konmariyourboyfriend:

rebelwhodoesntknow:

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

You can dance, you can jive, but you can’t go outside

OOOOOOOHHH see that girl, watch that scene, but through your window screen

the-memedaddy:

Me irl

goofymale:

huffylemon:

goofymale:

bird-big:

goofymale:

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

gayarsonist:

stimman3000:

bleachyourattitude:

badjokesbyjeff:

Do not use “beef_stew” as a password!

It’s not stroganoff.

I showed this to my dad and he’s been talking about this for over an hour

griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade:

*reads the bible* hey wait a minute this stole from veggie tales